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...THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT.

Seriously? 20,000 pageviews? On my page? I'm really flattered, and also stunned - I never thought I'd see the day...

Thanks to all of my good friends, my watchers, and everyone who has visited, commented on, faved or otherwise perused Chez Pirka. I salute you!

Love you all!

~ Pirka

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You know how it goes!
1) Put your audio program on shuffle!
2) Put 'in my pants' at the end of every song title!
3) Laugh your rear off for *hours*.

I just had to do this again with my new iTunes list.

Complete Strawberries In My Pants
You Can Be As Loud As The Hell You Want When You're Makin' Love In My Pants (...it isn't possible for that to get any more suggestive)
Double Trouble In My Pants (Gives new meaning to 'blasting off again'
Everyone's A Little Bit Racist In My Pants (FFFF)
This Is Halloween In My Pants (Wouldn't you like to see something strange...)
I Want To Be A Hero In My Pants (Oddly inspirational)
Too Much Exposition In My Pants (...o.o)
Spectromagic...IN MY PANTS (ON THIS MAGIC NIIIGHT...ffff suddenly it's dirty)
Pokemon World In My Pants (That would be awesome)
Afro Gunsou In My Pants (I WISH OMG.)
I Wish I Could Go Back To College In My Pants (I went to Trouser Tech...)
1999 In My Pants (My pants need to get with the times)
One Little Spark In My Pants (AKA 'Figment Finally Hits Puberty' )
Turn Around And Rotate Once In My Pants
Don't Be The Bunny...In My Pants (That bunny has quite tight quarters)
An Invader In My Pants (Er, stop feeling me up)
Telekinesis In My Pants

And, finally...
Little Girls In My Pants. Make of that what you will.

~ Pirka

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Stolen from

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Mum's gone to Pirka. (er what)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Say it with Pirka!

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Let the Pirka begin! (RAWR)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Hands that do dishes can be as soft as your Pirka. (RAWR RAWR)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
To our members, we're the fourth emergency Pirka. (??)

6. To someone you dislike?
The Pirka for all ages.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
He who thinks Pirka drinks Pirka! (I EFFIN LOL'D)

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
P-p-pick up a Pirka! ("You guys said you'd come pick me up, and then you didn't! That's why I'm late you idiots!")

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
I think, therefore I Pirka. (SCREW YOU SCHOOL BLEEEH)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
...and all because the lady loves Pirka. (Awwww....WAIT DID THAT SAY LADY)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Hand-built by Pirka. (...and I worked so hard on it, too ;-; )

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Feel the raw naked Pirka of the road! (O-o ...btw that reminds me of Gurren Lagann for some reason)

13. What are the best words to describe you?
The world's Pirka marketplace! (Accurate, since I *am* your one-stop shop for all your Pirka needs...mostly since I'm the only stop)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Pirka is so bracing. (I guess it could work...)

15. Your last words before you die...
I'm not gonna pay a lot for this Pirka! (Maybe I should have thought of that *before* I bought it)

16. Your message to a special someone...
Wouldn't you like to be a Pirka, too? (...trust me, you don't )

17. Title of this post will be...
Who would you have a Pirka with?

~ Pirka

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Goin' on the 23rd. For a week. Not gonna brag about it or anything, BUT...
MY HEAD IS GONNA EXPLODE FROM THE AWESOME FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

(YesIknowi'mimmature... )

I'm gonna try to tweet from there, too.

Massive stamp update at the bottom there. I also got a new avatar. CARAMELLDANSEN U-U-UA UA

~ Pirka

A proud member of


Shorts was awesome. I think it may even be better than the first Spy Kids movie. That's really saying something in my books, since that's one of my favourite movie series' of all time. Helll-ve-ti-ca! Helll-ve-ti-ca! Helll-ve-ti-ca BLACK!

If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask. ^^ It's not like I have an embargo.

~ Pirka